:'( AWWWWW poor Kili! we love you more than any of those silly dwarves. And which one of you all is to be King of Erebor? Just think when your king you can hunt those slobery mangy stupid poachers from dawn until dusk.
Fili jerking off alone in their room, maybe he’s on Kili’s bed. And outside the door, Kili is listening in shock and probably more than a little turned on Imagine Kili was returning from archery practice or something, and he stumbled onto that and was going to leave but then– well FEELINGS AND THEN Fili moans, “Ah – *Kili*…”