Standing Cat - Mon chat se tient debout tout seul - YouTube Geekologie:This is a video of a cat standing on its back legs for a solid 47 seconds. No word on how long he was standing before then but I suspect at least another minute and a half. Impressive, cat, but one time I stood in line for concert tickets for over an hour. So yeah -- who's the internet sensation now?! Put that in your hairball and hock it up behind the sofa!