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Funny Joke: So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.   I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, Short Funny Stories, Funniest Short Jokes, Funny English Jokes, Fun Jokes, Funny Marriage, Joke Stories, Marriage Jokes, English Jokes, Long Jokes

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Every Once In A While Quotes, Falling Down Quotes Funny, I Noticed Everything Quotes, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh, Jokes Hilarious Funny, Girlfriend Jokes, Husband Jokes, Women Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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