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Start your day with a good laugh with these funny morning jokes and puns! You're sure to giggle once the punchlines dawn on you! Read more now...
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Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
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A list of Monday puns that's sure to brighten your week. Includes funny greetings and short social media-friendly sayings.
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About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollablyShe gets up and starts to look for him.He's not in the bat.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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10 funny good morning images and quotes to start your morning.
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A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...
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Start your day with a smile using our collection of good morning puns. Perfect for sharing on Pinterest, these cheerful quips are sure to brighten anyone's morning. #GoodMorning #Puns #Humor #Quotes #Pinterest
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