It's absurd. I can't even drive but looking at pictures of deux chevaux never fails to put a smile on my face. There's something chic, profoundly homely and optimistic about them. Our very first new car was a Dyane. As I recall, back then -- this must have been the early-80s -- only the Dyane was then being imported into the UK, so if you wanted a new Citroen of this type it had to be the Dyane.