Everything bagel bombs. "If you live in a great bagel city–and by that, I mean New York–this post will not be important to you. Everyone else: this is the most important post on a food blog you will ever read. In fact, if I were you, I’d stop whatever you’re doing, shut the door, and power off your phone. Even if you’re a brain surgeon in the middle surgery, or a diplomat negotiating peace in the Middle East, this takes precedent. Please sit down." Ok, you have my attention.