This is not a donkey. This is a mule. It bugs me when city folks get them mixed up. Donkeys and mules have entirely different looks and personalities. A mule is probably almost as smart as most men, and smarter than some.
Mycroft Holmes: This is a matter of national importance. Grow up! - Sherlock Holmes: Get off my sheet! - Mycroft Holmes: Or what? - Sherlock Holmes: Or I'll just walk away. - Mycroft Holmes: I'll let you! ---> yes pleeeeeaaaaase!!!