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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman #quotesqr #quotes #funnyquotes

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Henny Youngman Quotes

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Henny Youngman Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. / Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman... on Having Enough Money

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. - Henny Youngman

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. . - Henny Youngman #quotesqr

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I love old Henny Youngman jokes... this is a good one.

Henny Youngman

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. #quotes #youngman #drinking