"I'm savin' up for some therapy. I think I'm in trouble! Life is confusing. One minute you understand everything, and the next it feels like it's all blown apart. In these moments you may want to talk with someone, or just have them sit there and listen. Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared"
I think it best one does not try to calm a serial killer, e.g. Dexter style :D