"Because I have been informed infinite times before that “Real” women have curves, or that “Real” women are thin. Fact is, no woman is imaginary! Shocker, I know. We’re all real women, as real as can be, and equal in every way. Real women are skinny, fat, thin, curvy, shapely, gangly, muscular, short, tall, big, small, voluptuous, big-boned, scrawny, and everything beyond or in between."