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... des ciseaux volés par étourderie !

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Si un flic me dit "papiers" et que je réponds "ciseaux", j'ai gagné ?

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Ca se passe dans une maternité... Trois bébés viennent de naître : deux blancs et un noir... Les parents : un noir, un lorrain et un alsacien... Par malheur, les infirmières oublient de les étiqueter et les mélangent, et ne savent plus à qui appartient...

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Qui est l'esclave de cette belle vie? Quels sont les points communs entre un chat et un homme ? Ne penser qu'à dormir, et attendre qu'on leur apporte à manger. Allôôôô Pöliiiiiiiiiiiice ?????? Urgence ! Envoyez un flic ! Un chat est entré dans la maison...

https://flic.kr/p/MJssM6 | STOP WAR | Tom says STOP WAR - Just joking.... old Thomas Jefferson, as president, was fighting the Barbary Coast pirates and the Muslim leaders of the countries, even way back then Macomb Orchard Trail Washington Twp., Michigan #railtotrails #stopsign #twoey #twodollars #thomasjefferson #macomborchardtrail #duece #bicycle

Petit précis de Grumeautique - Blog illustré

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https://flic.kr/p/5JgS9C | Whats So Funny Old Man? | Sure Missin' U laughing at a joke I apparently missed out on. He's a retired reining stallion who still has the build of the traditional foundation Quarter Horses and carries it along with his offspring. He will be coming up on 26 (i think) next year and is still in very good health.

https://flic.kr/p/Pkws2G | The Mosque–Cathedral of Córdoba (Mezquita) | I was sure that this fountain was some sort of 20th century joke but was told that it's a repro of the original. To me, it still looks like something one would find in a Chinatown tourist shop.

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